Tuesday, March 1, 2016

A quick Wrestlemania Note. Why This year's Wrestlemania is bad, and why that may not be a bad thing?

This years Wrestlemania is shaping up to be a true overwhelming STINKER. Think about this. What match out there actually excites you? Think them over. HHH Vs. Reigns. yeah no doesn't do it for you either huh? Lesner Vs. Ambrose, AKA I have no place for you but you draw Vs. I have no place for you but you draw 2. Yeah, not exactly right? maybe a wee little bit, but not really. The Rock is going to be there!! yeah, we see him a lot already not that special, intriguing, but not so much. Big Show vs. Owens. That's not a thing right? No, it's not really a wrestlemania thing right? New Day vs. Jericho and Styles. Wait? what? Then you have Undertaker Vs. The Bastard Son who will let his dad say anything to prove he is Over. No, just No. None of the matches are any good. Not a single one. However, wait a second. Could this be? Is this how it happens? Is this Wrestlemania sucking going to be the real straw that breaks the Camels back. Could it even be. Planned? Could this be a wonderful, Glorious, Tremendously gracious gift that WWE is handing us on a silver platter?

What am I going on about?

Let me break this down for you. Top Stars are just out. Like on Preggers leave, you can't just bring someone in to replace them can you? No, you have to leave room for their return. Well Daniel Bryan is out for good. Cena, Cesaro, and Orton doubtful to return anytime soon. Lets not forget the real big name in Seth Rollins being off the card. These guys need their place reserved. So you have to fill the card with someone. There are rumors of Goldberg vs Ryback, which we all know would be bad for business, not Goldberg, but Goldberg vs. Ryback is horrendous. There are rumors of a CM Punk return. Get over it. He's gone. I think? I like Punk, but he is a wishy washy little bastard with no backbone. If the money is right he would return. Well, I mean anyone would. Why am I even putting Punk down. I like the guy. Just forget the last few sentences even happened, I would delete them, but can't reach the delete key over the fat roles on my fingers. (Beating Punk to his insults.) Ronda Rousey rumors still swirl. Sting, we could go on and on. Lets set all the rumors aside and look at Wrestlemania in 2016 through the eyes of Monday Night Raw on 2/29/2016. We know things will shake up.Well, we at least hope they shake up.

Could this be a ploy? Is this the Wrestlemania we will see legends in the ring like The Undertaker, HHH, Big Show, Kane, Mark Henry, The Dudley Boys, Golddust,  Jericho, and Sting for the final time? Could this be the changing of the Guard? Could next years Wrestlemania be "Attitude Era Free!" competition wise? My god! What would it be like without lingering lumbering giants of yesteryear. What if next years Wrestlemania card has no one who had also wrestled at a WWF in Your House. What if WWE was forced to think through story lines instead of killing careers (Rusev) by feeding them to the Ego fueled idiots of yesteryear. Lets put a small little disclaimer here. Jericho and Gold dust don't really count, because they can still go in the ring and are actually still entertaining. Everyone else looks their age and some of them can barely move outside the ring much less in the ring. What if Next Year's Wrestlemania can't be built on the back of those who have been in Wrestlemania for fifteen years plus. Which means WWE would need to use people in ways they haven't done before. It means actually pushing young talent with Solid gimmicks. The Wyatts, Kevin Owens, Neville, AJ Styles, New Day, Ambrose, NXT stars, Etc. They would need to rely on Veterans like Orton, Cena, Lesner, Seamus and Kofi to see them into the next decade. We could see the the PG Era Vets take their place at the top and not continually be overshadowed by the Glory Days of Wrestling.

Is this the last Wrestlemania moment as competitors for Show, Henry, Dudleys, Kane, HHH and the Undertaker? Is this the reason why Show vs. Owens is even a thing. Are the Dudleys going to come into the picture maybe against Kane and Henry. HHH has his final run on top. Could it be? Is 32 the Wrestlemania to put the ol gals out to pasture to make room for New breed. Lets hope so. I hope so If not for the simple reason that I just can't believe a professional company, A billion dollar company like WWE, a company I am becoming less and less interested in giving $9.99 too every month. Can honestly think it's fans could ever want such a shitty Card for the biggest event of the year. At this moment in time. The Card is shaping up to be the worst card, Wrestlemania has EVER seen. Ever. We are two Raw's into the road to Wrestlemania and it's looking grim.

We Need Cesaro, We need Rusev to be dominant again, instead of his Career suicide in the league of nations. We need Ambrose as Champion, We need fresh storylines not recycled Stone Cold vs. Vince with Reigns Vs. HHH, because wake up people HHH is no Vinny Mac and Reigns is absolutely no Stone Cold.


Two small side questions for you.

1) Are you as tired of Michael Cole as I am?

2) Do you think Brock Lesner gets really nervous when on camera and constantly has to Pee? I mean why else would he bounce like that all the time?

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