WWE Fastlane was a Failure. Why?

This will be brief. I have so many problems with this PPV. WWE Continue to screw over some of there best talents to push HORRIBLE talents or Legends. So here it is WWE Fastlane and what they could have done? What I predict will happen next? Wrestlemania Predictions.

Preshow- Kalisto(C) Vs. Alberto Del Rio- Wait Why the hell was this in the pre-show are they trying to get people to watch the pre-show to watch commercial after commercial that we have seen the exact same damn spots for at least a week now. This entire pre-show format is crap and everyone knows it. Renee Young was hot though. I liked her hair so did my wife. Graves continues to Deliver. The King was there and Booker T. Not too horrible for the commentator table. Now if they just let them.... Commentate instead of set up spot after spot after spot. There's a reason I start watching the pre-show at the beginning ten minutes before the PPV starts. It's so I can freely fast forward through the bull. I listen to the commentators and watch the pre-show match and fast forward through the spot I saw on Raw and Smackdown and Main Event and NXT and Superstars and in my email and during my viewing of 1999 Royal Rumble, etc.

The Match was not too bad. Two out of Three falls wasn't a bad route. Haven't we seen this match at least 25 times now in the last month. Getting pretty sick of this crap.  Falls went. Kalisto, Del Rio, Kalisto. Congratulations on the Underdog victory Kalisto. Wait? hasn't he beat Del Rio like twenty out of the twenty five matches. Why exactly? is Kalisto still the underdog. Why exactly? have they killed Del Rio's momentum since coming back. Del Rio should have stayed in Lucha Underground. I think he would have had more in ring success. Money talks. Keep up the great Jobbing work Del Rio. It doesn't suit you, but it's not like WWE gives a flying crap about who wins, what the fans think, or You. Just ask Barret.

Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch vs. Tamina Snuka and Naomi- AKA Underused and should still be in NXT vs. Legends Daughter and Current Wrestlers Wife. or AKA Who honestly gives a flying crap. I have no idea what even happened. I don't even know who won. I watched it. I think. Wait? did I? No clue. Oh well, not like I missed anything. Moving forward. ( not even bothering with a picture, because who cares.) WWE is killing the Divas movement. Pretty soon it'll be back to Bra and panties and Pillow fights with playmates.

Kevin Owens (C) Vs. Dolph Ziggler- Owens still has a little heat. It's about 50/50. Honestly it took a while for these guys to get going. They Delivered. This was one of two matches that actually did that all night. However, it was kind of Generic. These two have met a lot. It was nice to have a little superkick party happening. The Pop up Powerbomb spot at the end was great. Owens Retained. Ziggler did put on a good showing and sold really really well. These guys are both really entertaining. Owens continues to Taunt Cole. I hope something happens where he just Punches Cole in the mouth or something along that lines. Even with the match being good. It wasn't that good. These two just don't have chemistry together. It felt empty somehow. 


Big Show, Ryback, and Kane Vs. The Wyatt family. WHY THE.....? So disappointed I don't even know how to express this. The Wyatts could be so amazing and scary and fear provoking. Instead, they're a joke. WWE is burying them harder than they are the Divas. The land of the Giants? no. The land of the old grandpa's that were wrestling when I was in High School 15 Years ago. Why are they even still here? Why did they win? Pathetic. Just. Just.. ugh. I wish the Writers at WWE would pull their heads out of there rectums for 45 seconds and look at what they are doing with the fantastic gimmicks they have at their disposal. instead they just Dispose of the new gimmicks so Big Show can face turn again. I wonder if he will be a Heel on Raw. Then Face on Smackdown. This is a true travesty  I was so excited with the strong showing they gave the wyatts and the thoughts of feeding Lesner to the family was just awe inducing. Who would Lesner get to fight beside him. Think of it Undertaker and Lesner Team up Vs. The Wyatts would have been Grand at Wrestlemania. Instead lets just bury them and forget about one of the best Gimmicks to hit the WWE in 30 years.

Charlotte(C) with Da-Da vs. Brie Bella- Charlotte wins. Poor showing in ring by both of them. OK WWE why? Why is the belt still called the Divas belt? Why is it still a butterfly? Why can't you take womens wrestling seriously. Why is a no talent hack the champ. I would honestly prefer Brie over Charlotte at this point. She is stiff and borderline looks dangerous in the ring. Not in the since of Dominating the opponents, I'm afraid she is going to permanently injure someone or herself.  Not one soul believed the ending. Brie wasn't hurt. Just a bull finish to a thrown together match. Horrendous. The Figure 8 is a joke.

WWE needs to do 10 things to this Divas Division in order for the "Revolution" to actually happen.
1) Get RID of Ric.
2) Keep Charlotte but take the belt off of her
3) Call it the Women's division and not the Diva Division
4) Retire the pink Butterfly disgraceful belt and give them a real title belt.
5) Put the belt on someone with actual Skill (Sasha Banks, Paige, Bailey)
6) Break up the factions and make 1 Faction (4 Horsewomen) **They may be doing this
7) Bring up Baile, Asuka, and Emma
8) Get rid of pretty ladies of yesteryear completely.
9) Let them Wrestle.
10) No Face gems.

AJ Styles Vs. Chris Jericho. HOLY CRAP did you know there were people in the stands at this PPV? I had forgot they were there. This match was really really good. however it was overshadowed with 4 crappy matches prior and Two Horrendous finishes with The Wyatts loss and Charlottes Win. The crowd tried to be into this, but after about five minutes they went back to sleep. Not Jericho or Styles fault they performed.

The overall WWE feel is crap right now. So even amazing matches with fantastic spots like one struggles to keep us going because we all know WWE is never giving AJ the push he should get and that they are so pathetic right now it makes us lethargic even during spots where we should be crapping our pants.

Edge and Christian and the new day act like Idiots. By far better than half of what we have seen so far, but just silly really. The new day is amazing and fun. I hope they don't go the way of the Wyatts.

R-Truth Vs. Curtis Axel AKA Someones match didn't go as long as it should have and we now have 5-10 minutes to kill somehow. Do you really care who won? I don't. it was Axel.

Roman Reigns Vs. Dean Ambrose Vs. Brock Lesner Number one Contenders Match. AKA The Winner Vs. the Fall Taker Vs. The star power that might hopefully sale some T shirts and Tickets. AKA We Know he is winning VS. We Know he is loosing VS. Why is he in this again?

Reigns won. We know. Ambrose took the fall. Yeah we know. They both Tagged up on Lesner just enough to make it realistic that he lost. Yeah. We. Know. With Ambrose being dumb this was dumb. Lesner could have crushed them all. The Crowd Jeered so much that it was the first time I remember the Iconic Wrestlemania sign in the background with the belt being boo'ed out of the building. This is going to be a CRAP Wrestlemania.


Undertakers opponent some one who isn't with the company right now. UGh. Another Legend takes a Wrestlemania spot while we all worry the undertaker is going to injure himself permanently. 

Several Roster Members NEED TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWE has become the Retirement agency for Wrestlers of late. They proved it with HHH having the belt, Big Show and Kane beating the Wyatts and the overall smell of Adult Diapers from the Writing Staff.