Aquaman Contest Updates. Plus 61-70

Ok Some quick updates on the Aquaman Contest. I am at 4 entries. That means 4 prizes. Plus after this blog we won't have many more blogs left for you to get your entries in for. So those of you who want cool Prizes. Like a Jim Lee Batman Print or a but load of T shirts need to send in your entries. Listen Its easy. It's aquaman he isn't that hard to find, its this easy to enter.

See Super easy. Joel did a little more work. Take a look at Joels Two entries. 

Now Joel Has prizes lined up UNLESS.... some entries get in and you think you can top those. Harvey rocking Justice League and Arthur in a Warthog. Good look losers. Did I call you a loser? Well won't you be one if you don't beat these photos?

Movies. This is a Movie blog after all. I watch 100 a year that I haven't seen. I rate it. You Read it. Then you  don't comment and go on with your day because honestly you don't care. Why should you? Well... You shouldn't so good for you for being a stand up person and not commenting. Comments on these blogs are as rare as Obama following the American Constitution. 

On. With THe Movies. 

(61) Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) 

Ok, so I was having some trouble with this picture I got tired of dealing with it. Sorry for the blank space, Just pretend its the mind of a high school drop out with 5 kids from 7 dads. Hey obviously sharice doesn't understand math, she thinks dozen is a type of doughnut. So 12 kids, football coach, excitement. It's cool. Wait why are they out of age order on the poster, maybe its by height. Who cares the movie has Steve Martin in it. Automatic point. We are at 4. Stupid premise even for a kids movie. Sorry Steve-o there goes you automatic point. Superman is in it. Wait that's superman from The CW. Does he count? No. Why not. OH because his show was aimed at 15 year old girls. I'm looking at you Joel. What about Hilary Duff. Oh still too young. Dang. So......... AHA Ashton Kutcher. Watch out Automatic point. The score. I lost count. Was it funny, at times it was really funny. It was nice and heartwarming which is good. I liked the balance of work and kids and kids and work and how it didn't work. The shenanigans of the children I liked. Yes I had not seen this before What a good question. Do I have anything of any value to say. Nope. If you have kids. You should let them watch this. Its a great, fun, laugh out loud, and descent children s movie. 4.9 out of 5

(62) Underworld: Awakening (2012)

ok so why is Blogger not doing its thing. I have been blogging for a while now and I have had zero issues with spacing until this one. WTF. So I don't care. moving on Underworld. Listen anytime you give me a chance to stare at Kate Beckinsale I'm going take it. End of Story. Give me her in 3D. I'm cool with that. Give me her in Tight Black Leather in 3D. SOLD. Too bad at this point I remember NOTHING about this movie. Who knows how long ago I watched It. I don't date this crap. I wrote down 3.1 so it must not have been well memorable. Moving on. Kate is Hot. 

(63) Hope Springs (2012)

Screw you Blogger. I'm not even trying anymore. Hope Springs. Anne drug me to this and I lost my Patriots Sunglasses. That's what I remember. Also. It was really uncomfortable like the back of a Volkswagen uncomfortable. It was also absolutely Hilarious. So Cute. It's about an Older couple that have lost their Mojo and the wife wants to get it back. The Husband is a hard ass and doesn't think he needs the therapy they go for. Steve Carrell is the therapist. Its good. Really good. Not something you should share by your self but it is really good to watch with your significant other. Jones and Strepe bring the A game. Man is it fun. Be forewarned its about an old couples sex life. So get ready to squirm. 4 out of 5. I'm going really fast. Sorry. 

(64) Stone Cold: The Bottom Line (2011)

So this is a Wrestling documentary. Feel free to skip this if you don't like wrestling. Stone Cold doesn't care if you don't read this he will still Stomp a Mudhole in your ass and walk that sumbitch dry. Throw me a beer if this wasn't a fun look back. Not typical to WWE documentaries for sure. I grew up Cheering on Stone Cold. If you are my age and liked the WWF. You will have a ball reliving these moments. It's a 4.1 and that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold Said so. 

(65) Resurrect Dead: The Mystery of the Toynbee tiles (2011)

I Figure if blogger isn't going to let me do this the way I normally do then screw it Ill put the picture in the middle. This movie I watched because Both Cody Shafer and Jeremiah John recommended it. It was fantastic a great watch. Super weird. The main guy who did the research was super weird. The documentary is just as much about him as it is the Toynbee tiles. What are Toynbee tiles. Listen. If I had time to tell you this I would but this is a quick blog. So stop being a lazy bum like the majority of the worthless american population and figure something out for yourself. LOOK IT UP STUPID. I'm being coarse today. This blog is violent. You know what I don't care. look it up. OR... how about this watch the documentary its 100% worth your time. Keep the remote handy though. It tends to drag a bit. which drags its rating to a 3.6 nut case in a car that takes Kubrick a bit too seriously out of 5. 

(66) The Grey. (2011)

 what the HEck as soon as I figure out what I want to do with the posters It says no we won't center it and we will let you do what you normally do. GO TO HELL BLOGGER. The Grey. Liam in his most typical role recently. Plane crash. must survive. move on. Wolves OH NO WOLVES. Actually if a pack of wolves comes up to your camp ground and you are unarmed, either go inside the brick house so no matter how much they huff and puff they can't get you or you are well. Human Sushi for the wolves. If it happens to me, I am just going to rub Ginger on my body so at the least they won't get stomach aches after eating me. This is one of those movies. Do you like happy endings. No. Yes. Don't care. I don't care either. The Wolves are smart. They try and outsmart Humans and guess what. They do it. how Well watch the movie. Jerk. I hate you all tonight. It's like I have a chip on my shoulder because you aren't doing something that I have begged you to do over and over. like send me pictures of Aquaman, Comment, Subscribe or otherwise. Way to not be supportive. Btw that reminds me I got a cold Cheeseburger at Mcdonalds and the stupid jerk of a kid looked me in the face and says "exactly what do you want me to do about it?" I wanted to throw the damn thing in his face, but I said how about giving me a new one or giving me money back and he just walked away into the back. I called Mcdonalds. Nothing not even a coupon or an apology email. You readers. Are that Teenage Mcdonalds employee. I can't wait to get to 100 so I can stop. 

(at this point I hope you realize I'm joking. If you haven't then I am. The Teenage Mcdonalds jerk. That was a real story)

(67) The Bourne Legacy (2012)

Jeremy Renner is a huge action star at this point. Launched by The Hurt Locker which was amazing on all levels. Eat it Avatar. That still makes me laugh. Avatar thought they had that year in the bag and BOOM The Hurt locker blew them away. Renner was in S.W.A.T. Also a good solid movie. No Hurt Locker. Catch him in the AVENGERS. Also awesome. So fist non-damon Bourne movie. I liked the premise. The action was fluid. Anne is watching the old ones now which I love about her. She did this with Alien movies as well. I like my wife She is cool. You know who isn't cool You. The non participant reader. You. You Stink. Like a 7 day old dirty napkin. What's on that napkin. Chicken Wing sauce, Bubble Gum and that slutty chicks phone number that just kept insisting on giving me her number even though I said I was happily married. She kept saying but Ill babysit, and I was like I don't have kids retard. then she giggled and nodded off for a bit. Something about a head injury in a  motorcycle accident which there are plenty of in this movie. Such a good chase scene. (see what I did there, don't pretend you don't like it, and I won't pretend I actually planned that out) the Motorcycle chase was so great. Top notch. watch for that part. You know what else to watch for? That 4.2 rating I just dropped on you from no where.

(68) Superman Vs. The Elite (2012)

Right when you think you have it figured out again, Blogger is like nope. So sorry. It's no big secret I'm a DC comics fan. Look at the page you are reading this on. Superman Vs. The Elite. First off. Punk rock Superman opening. It was Stupendous, the best opening of all Comic book based movies Animation or otherwise. Just an absolute blast. The Villains or Anti-hero's of The Elite were phenomenal. The Hat character was one of the best powers I could ever think of. So creepy and good. Not to mention he was always drunk. The London Punk Rock feel that the Elite gave off were a bit off for your normal Superman Villain which was fabulous. Lois Lane was voiced by Pauley Perrette which at first took some getting used to a raspy yet sexy voice that gave Lois something she was typically missing. Johnathan Kent was voiced by Paul Eiding and should never be voiced by anyone other than him again. There was a really fun Superman Cartoon at the beginning. Great touch. Atomic Skull who has made appearances on TV shows and side character spots in other Animation, finally gets his due. Lane also was super spunky and sarcastic. A great update for her character on all levels. 5 out of 5. 

(69) ECW: Bloodsport (2005)

This one is what it is. Bloody matches from ECW. Did you like ECW? No. Well don't watch it then. I did and I give it a 4.5.

(70) Comic Book Confidential (1988)

2.5 at least that's what I wrote down. I'm not into this.

Come back next time. Or don't. I don't give a crap about you or your feelings. Eat a cookie cry baby.